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Ass Burger by AtomicFireball Ass Burger by AtomicFireball
(OH NOES IT IS THE HOOSEGOW FOR ME

I SHALL BE BANNED VERY SOON FOR THIS ATROCITY AND THEN I WILL BE SORRY

ALSO EATEN BY PIT BULLS AND IMAGINARY BOYFRIENDS

AND IT WILL SUCK)

This animated icon is LJ-sized and free for use by all with credit to my lj handle, Lukadia.

PS - Nice buns!
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TaTheDragonVampire Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Student General Artist
Lol, I have Aspergers and I find this hilarious. (I must say, I mostly always pronounced it as 'As-Pur-jers')
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jlancas12 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2013
Hell I'm autistic I think its funny.

"You're sweating harder than Lindsey Lohan in a liquor store asshole"-Dennis Leary

Scientology=Unitology

"If you honestly believe that then you're just pants-on-head retarded"-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
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Tuosuursuu Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist
not cool bro
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Ariegn Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is cool.
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Dylan-the-dude Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not cool.
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prosncons Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
I can't not fave this. I have to because it's like someone FINALLY understands the joke I tell when I explain that I'm an Aspie. :heart:
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Star-crash Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Student Artist
AND A BURGER IN YER BUTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...You likely wont understand this unless youve heard a specific song.
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SaiSaiz Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... >.> Thanks....

You watched the South Park episode didn't you?
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AtomicFireball Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Which one? I left off a year or two ago.

The asperger/assburger joke predates whatever it was, though. They use stuff off the internet a lot and I've been saying it since 2004 or 2005 at least.
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SaiSaiz Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I was making reference to the asperger episode. They mention how stupid the name is, and how it would just be mean to name it aspergers, assuming it was a real mental disorder.
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AtomicFireball Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
i haven'tseen it then, but i never liked asperger either as a name. when i say it i taste it in the back of my throat. eugh. i can't wait til they ditch the lame division and fold the whole thing back onto the autism spectrum where it belongs.

anxious parents who don't want their kids to have THE LABEL be damned :/
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Alliaceae Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2012
Okay everybody it's usually spelled "Asperger's", and many people who have been diagnosed with it (INCLUDING ME, and basically all the other aspies I know!) use the term "Assburgers" to refer to people who -claim- to have Asperger Syndrome as an -excuse- (and aren't even on the spectrum) when they're called out for being assholes. I would like to submit that this gif is funny and I just now found it because I was looking for a picture to use in chat when humorously explaining what Asperger's actually is and isn't to people who only know the "Assburger" stigma. Basically that Asperger's is an actual legitimate thing you can be and a for-real diagnosis, despite all the Assburgers running around and giving the impression that it's just a buzzword to use when you don't want to take responsibility for your behavior.

I will also submit that apparently there was a huge fight over this that got blown wayyy out of proportion? I know I'm not helping, the comments are old, but people, it's a gif on the internet that can be construed as offensive if you squint. Let's all get icecream instead?
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Scout-Winterfang Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012
I may have aspergurs, but this is just too funny for me to be offended. Very nice buns, btw.
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Runawayjoincircus Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012
This is offensive to people who suffer from Ass Burgers, or to use the correct name, severe Concatus ex Gluteus syndrome. Don't erase me, bro.


See it's funny because concatus means a type of shredded beef and also "fouled by poop"
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JellybeanGamer Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012
Well think about.
Say I had aspergers.If I visited an art gallery and saw this, I think I would be offended. Many others have already been offended. So why can you post this on the web, because it's just like posting it in an art gallery. DeviantArt is literally an online art gallery.
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JellybeanGamer Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012
Adorable? Ha! Actually, what you just said is funny. Because I am actually a good fighter. And this 'kitten rage' you speak of is just me warming up. Yes, I know some art is rude, ruder than someone's but sticking in the picture frame, but no art should be offensive. If the autism humour continues, don't expect this to be the last comment from me!
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AtomicFireball Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Aw it thinks it's a people ^u^

HEY

HEY

HOW MANY SPERGLORDS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?

FIVE! ONE WILL CHANGE THE LIGHT BULB, BUT THE OTHER FOUR ARE JUST THERE TO FIGHT OVER WHO GETS TO KEEP THE OLD ONE FOR THEIR COLLECTION.

HOO HOO HOO HOOOOOOOOOOO
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Alamodefender Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2012
Nice!
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JellybeanGamer Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
Please stop with the aspergers jokes?
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Vyanni-Krace-666 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Dear AtomicFireball.

Im going to be polite about this.
Quite frankly, you disgust me.
You are a pig and you deserve to rot in hell. I find it quite unbelievable that you are so dense as to not notice how offensive this peice of 'art' is. You shamelessly insult people with asphergers and refuse to aknowledge the outrage you have caused.
You come across as an insolent, spoilt brat and the mere thought of someone such as yourself makes me want to either vomit or punch something. Preferably you.
I, as someone on the autistic spectrum, know just how offensive that flash image is and I am not hesitant to say that it really does offend me.
And dont you dare tell me to 'lighten up' because, as many of my friends will tell you, I am actually a pretty relaxed and care-free person.
I crack jokes about my condition all the time and I will not be offended by a petty joke.
But this as completely crossed the border between being a simple joke and being flat out offensive.
To conclude this comment: You disgust me. Rot in hell you disgusting, rotten, idiotic, insensitive little peice of s**t.
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AtomicFireball Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
i'm not sure i get what you're saying here. is the animation too slow? are the hamburgers not moving realistically?

be specific, please! i value your feedback.
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Vyanni-Krace-666 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No. The animation itself is simply offensive due to what the animation is about.
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AtomicFireball Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Oh! I think I get it. You're a vegan, right? And this picture has meat in it. I apologize for the dead cow. Pretend it is a soy burger instead, ok?

Thanks again for the feedback. And happy Easter! He is Risen!
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Vyanni-Krace-666 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Vegetarian actually. And non-christian too by the way. -_-
But thats beside the point. Im talking about how insulting the animation is to people like me with asphergers and autism.
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AtomicFireball Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Gosh, an online art gallery? What a strange and novel concept, I thought this place was a dating site for gay pirates! Ain't my face red.

But seriously, so far I'm just seeing you getting all fluffed up with tiny kitten rage and speaking for the spergs whether they like it or not (you hero you!), and you don't even count since you still think art has to be nicey-nice and real world galleries aren't basically a thousand times more horrifying than anything on my gallery.

Which is adorable, by the way. You're adorable.

But anyway. Bring me an actual person who I have harmed by being funny on the internet, and we'll talk.

Til then, the autism humor will continue!

AND CONTINUE!

AND C O N T I N U E !
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InternationalJabber Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Student Digital Artist
And I thought this was a place to call strangers with tourettes!
I have autism, and thought this was hilarious.
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JellybeanGamer Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
Oh rlly? So did I until I joined :P
I'll get my friend 2 join kk?
And after that, can we just have a truce? I'll leave u alone, after me, my friend and u talk.
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pussinboots Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012   General Artist
I am offended that you would say "eaten by pit bulls." You're implying that pit bulls EAT THINGS. Which is really insensitive of you. Some of them have forced eating disorders just like forgotten purse chihuahuas.

Why would you think it's okay to say this anywhere, let alone on the Internet where people could see it and not realize they could just look at something else instead of intentionally showing it to other people who will also be offended?!
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AtomicFireball Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
you're fat.
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JellybeanGamer Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012
I take offence with that comment too. See? It's just a big circle of offended people. And for your information, I am actually quite skinny.
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AtomicFireball Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Also butt out, i'm trying to have a rational debate with my FRIEND here and you keep getting in the way with your angry footsie-stomping.

:(
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JellybeanGamer Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
Oh sorry, didn't realise that comment wasn't 4 me and actually I mean that cuz I am a deviantart noob.
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AtomicFireball Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
well i'm not and now i'm nearly in tears that you would remind me of my heinous cetacean bulk ;________;

HOW DARE YOU HURT MY FEELS, WHAT IF I HAD USPURGERS, THIS IS LITERALLY AN ONLINE ART GALLERY
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JellybeanGamer Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
How did I hurt ur feelings? Sorry I just want to know.
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JellybeanGamer Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012
No. Just, no. It's completely wrong. Atomicfireball, give me one reason why this is OK to post on the web. My friend who has aspergers, she was offended. And I'd also like to point out the hundreds of others who were offended too. This is just completely and utterly wrong, and horrible. I hate these kind of things.
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JellybeanGamer Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012
Well then, your friends are seriously NOT funny. Hundreds of others have taken offence. And I'm speaking for all of them. My friend said she was nearly in tears when she saw this. And by the way, I AM fun at parties thank you very much.
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JellybeanGamer Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012
So you can quit lying about it being 'not offensive'.
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AtomicFireball Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Nope, u.

Whoops better go ask your parents for permission to raid the medicine cabinet for some ointment for all these sick burns I just laid on you!
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JellybeanGamer Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
Oh dear!
You better find a towel to dry urself with after I just hit you with a giant wave! Oh, now u realise I'm a waterbender and I'm immune to fire and nasty comments!
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AtomicFireball Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Oh, you <3
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JellybeanGamer Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
I don't know what to say 2 that one...
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AtomicFireball Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
All of my friends are autistic and think it's hilarious, so you are basically wrong, a dingus, and not that fun at parties.

YOUR MOVE, SUNSHINE.
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JellybeanGamer Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
Don't swear, it's not nice.
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LittleDreamerSpirit Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
yummy!
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phillipant Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't get why all these 'aspies' are getting offended. I think this is funny as fuck. :XD:
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